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Britney lusts after Brad Pitt - Hollywood Rag
Mary-Kate and Ashley get baked - The People We Love to Hate
Tom Cruise falls off Brokeback Mountain - Hollywood Sex and Candy
Angelina worries that Brad will leave her - A Socialite's Life
Failure to launch fails to thrill - Just Jared
Is Jessica Lange pulling a Joan Rivers? - Celebrity Smack