7.17.2006

Paris is full of herself (like we didn't already know)

Paris Hilton showed she was full of herself in a recent interview with a British newspaper. "There's nobody in the world like me," she says. "I think every decade has a iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon. There's a lot of heiresses out there and I don't see any of them doing what I've done. It's Paris Hilton plc, baby! I have so many projects - bags, fragrances, makeup. I go around the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I've got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007." Hilton's self-love went on and on. "There's nobody who can generate as much as I can for events either. They did a poll in the States asking people who they'd most like to see at a party - and it was me." Excuse me while clean the vomit off my floor...


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please don't compare youself to Princess Diana you slut!

Anonymous said...

No, really. Besides Paris, name me another twentysomething who has her impact on pop culture? Or any other facet of society?

Bitch gotta point, boys an' girls.

Diana? Riiiight. Two weeks on the yacht and then four hours at a photo-op with HIV victims or orphans.

Otis Rail