9.28.2006

Breaking news: Anna Nicole marries lawyer

Anna Nicole Smith reportedly married her lawyer Howard K. Stern this morning at 10:30 a.m. in the Bahamas. A witness told Star mag that the pair wed on a 50-foot catamaran anchored offshore near Nassau. "There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran." The wedding party took a swim around the yacht after the ceremony, according to the witness, and the bride wore a pink bikini. It is the first marriage for Stern and the third for Smith.


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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

He just screwed up big time...She now has to hire another attorney to represent her. Besides he is taking advantage of her.

Anonymous said...

Crazier and crazier.

Anonymous said...

Good to see Anna has gotten over the death of her son. Hey, it's been at least a couple of weeks, it's not like she can mourn forever!

Anonymous said...

This is no stupid man. His eye is on the true prize of the millions Anna is she's about to get from the estate of deceased billionaire ex-husband. I still find it so suspicious that the son, the only other heir of Anna Nicole's millions, suddenly, and suspicioulsy dies, leaving her new baby who is the daughter of the lawyer, (who happened to be the other person in the room when Anna's son dies. (A little too much of a coincedence.)
And now, Anna has suddenly married the man. This man is obviously stricking while the iron is hot. Instead of waiting for Anna to grieve her son, and start to slowly recover, both from that grief as well from the reality. Not to mention that she just had a child. He decided to get married while she is still in shock, and confused, and probably suffering from severe post-partum depression. I predict that in a few years, if not sooner, Nicole will have an unfortunate accident, leaving her phony, grieving, suddenly millionaire husband behind.

I pray this doesn't happen, but I would not be surprised.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe this. Are you sure it's true? If she just had a c-section, I can't immagine she could go swimming so soon (the staples can't be out yet??) I don't buy this story at all.

Anonymous said...

I do believe that it is true. I think they gave a statement to People. Also, I am sure that the lawyer will be appearing any day now on Larry King to announce it, just like he was there almost immediately after Anna's son's death to give the world information on how devastated Anna was.