Tom Cruise shouldn't expect Victoria Beckham to convert to Scientology anytime soon. "There's no way I'd spend my money on that nonsense," the Spice Girl alum recently told a friend. "It's completely laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist," said a friend. "Just because people are friends with someone doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbalah in that it's become all about money. Kabbalah bracelets are now $28! It's a joke... Scientology is an expensive religion - Victoria is too cheap to convert."