United nations

Judi Dench will be a no-show at the Oscars - Dlisted

Paula Abdul is still insisting she's never been drunk - Defamer

Beyonce is this year's SI swimsuit issue cover girl - Egotastic

Frugal-Fashionista does Lindsay Lohan and Jamie King

Reese Witherspoon doesn't care about her stretch marks or cellulite - ICYDK

Eva Longoria on TRL - Just Jared

Speaking of TRL...it's been cancelled! - Jossip

Get a voice mail greeting by Britney - Popsugar

Howard Stern is engaged - US mag